Ode to Toilet Paper
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Oh Toilet Paper
Ode to Toilet Paper
Oh toilet paper, oh toilet paper
Oh wherefore art thou toilet paper
Everybody is looking for you
Some take you all for themselves
Some just want enough of you
But there’s none of you on the shelves
Oh toilet paper, oh toilet paper
I’ve searched from the fridge to the granny smith’s
Come back to the shelves toilet paper
So we have something to wipe with
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