Oh Toilet Paper

Ode to Toilet Paper

Oh toilet paper, oh toilet paper

Oh wherefore art thou toilet paper

Everybody is looking for you

Some take you all for themselves

Some just want enough of you

But there’s none of you on the shelves

Oh toilet paper, oh toilet paper

I’ve searched from the fridge to the granny smith’s

Come back to the shelves toilet paper

So we have something to wipe with

Who would have thought a dunny roll would be the must have accessory in 2020?